Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
one two three fourrrrnication!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
we should paint friendship bongs
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