Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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