yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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