You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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