I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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