They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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