Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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