Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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