i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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