She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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