...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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