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FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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