I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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