Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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