using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm just crazy horny about you
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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