If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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