Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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