Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize