C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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