3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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