feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize