Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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