Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here I am, sexting at work.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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