Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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