dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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