saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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