Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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