HIV tests are more positive than that guy
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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