How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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