he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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