she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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