Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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