I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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