i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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