you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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