She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Non-Jews are for practice
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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