i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My pussy is not your playground.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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