he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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