remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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