Swine flu. Run for my life!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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