Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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