HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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