we have officially lost it.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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