So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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