Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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