Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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