I don't think brook has ever known best
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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