Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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