is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
COCAINE IS GR8
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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