Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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